White keychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY in black lettering. Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags. -Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring. -Materials: plastic and metal Keychains come with branded hang-tag and are easy to display in stores of all sizes! -Themes: funny, gift for her, stocking stuffer, Christmas gift, women, kitschy gifts , gifts for him, Main text on front, small "GET BULLISH" on the back near the bottom